LanDan Show

The Boys are Back in Town

The LanDan Show is back AF, live on Twitch. Mondays at 9 pm, MST/ 11 pm EST 

We talk about being reborn, six-fingered gloves, and we tried to reach out to the community, to help Kendall Jenner get that last $100 million to becoming a billionaire!
An all-new "Always or Neva" sponsored by Circle Box.

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Dominic Francesco

Dominic Francesco is a musician from Ohio. He lives on a farm and has a very cool Americana vibe to his music and lifestyle. We play an all-new Always or Neva, and 2 Truths and a Lie, as well as talk about our undying love for Tom Hardy movies and Harrison Ford, and much more!

This episode is sponsored by Stamps.com and Zions Vape.

Arnold's Thanksgiving Show

We're back! In this Thanksgiving episode, special guest Arnold Schwarzenneger joins us and tells us of his new Thanksgiving TV Show, "Beg Your Pardon."

Also, the sheguddhahaissun challenge, and Dan says he has never seen "The Godfather" because it was made in 1972.  Also, don't miss out on our all-new "Favorite Jew of the Week."

Sheguddhahaissun.com

In tonight's brief episode, we tell your our Favorite Jew of the Week, a local newscaster gets duped by "Nathan For You," and Wiseguys is opening up a brand-new location in downtown Salt Lake! Also, don't miss the excellent HBO documentary, "The Newburgh Four." All this, and more, at Landanshow.com!

We live our life a quarter mile at a time.

In this special Halloween episode, we are honored to have our 750,000th unique listener feed! We Periscope for a little at the beginning--we get to Listener E-mails, special guests Christopher Walken and Arnold Schwarzenegge. Dan jail-breaks his new phone, and we talk hackers and Crackers with Attitude. Vin Diesel also drops by and breaks down his success with the Fast and Furious movies. Basically, we live our live our lives a quarter mile at a time.

Stephen Hawking and the Return of Sergeant John

We are honored to have Sgt. John Howard, of the United States Marine Corps join us again. We talk China, Iraq, Arnold, and we picked our "Favorite Jew of the Week." This episode is sponsored in part by Zion's Vape, and LDS.org.

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Conference, Canada, and Steven Christ

Only one short week after getting married, Dan has already been deported from Canada and given a ticket here in the United States. 

Also, we got the inside scoop of what critics are calling the "Sexiest LDS General Conference Yet."

 

This episode is brought to you by Stamps.com

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Wedding Bells and Nashville Ccowboys

 A very musical episode.  Dan got married, p.s.! We got some stories from some unsuspecting wedding attendees the night of the wedding. Morgan Freeman reprises his role as narrator for the kid-tested, mother-approved, segment called FanDjango. 

We spoke to Leroy Harris, country singer in Nashville, TN, recently signed to Winter Records. He tells us about Nashville, and imparts advice, and we played Always or Neva. The Barnes and Barnes music video to "Fish Heads" is way creepy but we karaoke it anyway. 
Also, a special announcement to our Spanish-speaking listeners! 

Grayson

We talk to Grayson, the country chart-topping superstar from Australia. Born Michael Edser, we cover all the bases, which of course, goes straight to, 'Does the toiler water really flush the opposite way?'  

  We also talked about some other awesome singers, Bryan Frates and Lisa Hillary Schmidt, which is how I came to learn Mic in the first place. 

Crossing the Podcast Stream

Chris Holifield, host of the "I Am Salt Lake" podcast, returns to our show. Chris has an awesome beard, and a live show coming up on October 16 at 50 West. We talked about his experience with the governor, played an all-new Always or Neva, Uber, and more.

This episode is brought to you by Ticonderoga #4 Pencils--now for women! 

Catching Chase with Karl Malone

With special guest, Chase Johnson, we make another call to Karl Malone Toyota as Karl Malone, along with his brother Dwayne. Chase challenges us to the Ping Pong Air Challenge (see video link), and we take bets on Chase's basketball game. Of course, we also have a brand new Always or Neva. If you're lucky, you might also see the reincarnation of Catch Chase, the new interactive game that is spreading throughout the nation. Today the nation, tomorrow the world.  All that, and more. Listen, Like, Rate, and Review us on iTunes.

This episode is sponsored by Zions Vape.

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Teslas and Prison Probes

Dan is test-driving a Tesla, Landon is not very cheery because his Motor Trend Car of the Year is acting up and had to go in the shop, and a drone dropped heroine, tobacco, and other contraband at a prison in Ohio. 

Also, Landon will be in Utah, headlining at Club 90 on August 21. Click the link for more details.

COTBs

In this episode, we are joined by special guests President Obama and competitive weight-lifter and life coach, Matt Marshall, respectively. We break down how Lagoon is a ripoff, more high school reunion news, and a new, but still classic, game of Always or Neva. 

This episode is brought to you by Zions Vape.

Don't forget to see Landon this Saturday at the Sunstone Symposium and August 21st at Club 90. 

Easter Eggs in July

Don't get your panties all in a bunch, but Landon's 10-year high school reunion has been cancelled. Dan was involved in an actual search and rescue mission, Sir Ian McKellen and Morgan Freeman drops by for his FanDjango segment. Plus, a bonus Easter egg hidden somewhere in the episode! 

Happy Birthday Harrison Ford!

In this episode, we talk about Dan's upcoming marriage, Harrison Ford's birthday, and for the first time, our special sports correspondent, Nate Bendall. 

Glory days of Utah State Aggies basketball, and an upcoming basketball tournament, as well as Serena Williams, and how Canada is mainly used for storage for the United States.

Periscope, Star Wars, and Hippos

In tonight's episode we hear from Jesus's gay brother, Steve, and also Phillip (formerly Phil). Phil has an unhealthy obsession with muffins and we find out Jesus loves to surf!

A local hot teacher is in hot water, and Landon's high-school reunion looms nearer! Also, Periscope is going to take over television, or at least the new place to troll people on the internet. 

My dad won the Senior Spelling Bee

Quick update: Landon's dad won the Utah Senior Spelling Bee! 

We also check out Periscope, and bring in Christopher Walken and Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Geocasting

We just got back from geocaching! Dan flies a drone above the road, and the cops get called. Luckily, we have both the audio and video HERE.

Also, Landon's dad is competing in the Senior Citizen Spelling Bee, so we test Dan's knowledge on some of the words.

This episode is brought to you by Ticonderoga #3 Pencils--now available for women!

Time-travel and Gaydar

Using the power of technology from the future, we travel back in time, and create the first podcast EVER. In the past, we muse about the future. Landon gets a Gaydar machine from the mall, and we test it out. Also, happy birthday to Tupac. 

This episode is brought to you by Messiah Mints. 

Ladies and Gentlemen of the Jury...

In this episode, we have a special segment for our listenership in Iran.  Godfrey somebody says he's #SkinWrong, meaning he was born white, but identifies as black. This is a real story, by the way. Landon also talks about playing Musical Bingo, and a note he left. 

Mixed Nuts and the Circlebox

In this episode, we hear from Kristopher, activist, philosopher, and soon-to-be, fellow podcaster. We also had on Christopher Walken tell us about his new movie that comes out next week. 

 Steve, Jesus's gay brother, has now changed his name to Steven, in support of Caitylyn, the former Bruce Jenner.

Go Fuck Yourself

In this special episode, we get to talk with Steve, the gay brother of Jesus Christ (the Lord). We then try to call several people with the last name of Christ, with varying levels of success. We also explore different fund-raising efforts for our show. That, and more, in this mini-bonus episode of the LanDan Show. 

Close to you and even closer to Aaron Woodall

In this episode, we are joined by a special guest, comedian Aaron Woodall. We played a special edition of Always or Neva, sang some karaoke, and the Angry Reporter dropped by to yell at us, in Spanish this time.

 We made a call to Google Fiber, and reached a bitch in customer service. By the way, if you want a free Google Fiber t-shirt, rate and review our podcast on iTunes, and then click here for your FREE t-shirt.

Aaron will be performing at the Covey Center for the Arts in Provo, Utah THIS Friday. 

An Evening with Sergeant John

A special Armed Forces edition. We talk with Sgt. John Howard about life in the sandbox and more. We play a new edition of the Angry Reporter, and Morgan Freeman drops by. 

Mr. Mischievous at the Library

It's Finals Week, so what better to do than go the library and mess with students? We take an Uber drive for the first time and record how it goes (Spoiler alert: It was awesome.). 

Then, once we're at the library, Landon asks people their advice on his "art project." We find out what people are stressing out about and how they're coping during finals, and the difference between Tinder and Grindr.

This episode of the LanDan Show brought to you by Amazon Prime: "It's not just fast; it's Amazon Prime fast."

Panicking for finals

We traveled to the library where hundreds of students looked stressed out while studying for Finals.

Our final project was a little different.

In this video, Landon is worried about his art project and wants to know what people think of it before he turns it in.

10 Years Gone

 We discover a prank call from 2010 in our archives, and we've included it in tonight's episode for your enjoyment. There's an all-new game of Always or Neva with a new guest, and a brand new ad for Christian Mingle. And, Landon gets invited to his 10-year High School Reunion. 

Plus, see for yourself HERE how strange and smiley the last scene of "The Lord of the Rings is."  

WikiLeaks, Jonah Hill, and more pranks

We discovered Jonah Hill's cell phone number on WikiLeaks, so naturally we made a few calls. Karl Malone dropped by the studio and ordered some basketball jerseys for his son's birthday party. 

We also revisited some of our pranks we made as kids, including calling a store and asking for "party hats." 

We have a lot of fun on the show, but please listen to the end of the show to hear about our humanitarian efforts as well. 

I just want to be a horse

We are joined by my friend and your friend, Branson Anderson, and also Dan Perry--your friend. Branson plays some sweet guitar and songs and we even had a celebrity collabo with Christopher Walken. It was a moving number, to say the least. You can also catch Branson at the Hotel in downtown Salt Lake and on SoundCloud

Branson will be playing with the Bectics on April 30th downtown at the Hotel.

 

Bonus Episode: FanDjango and Karl Malone

We hear from the Angry Reporter, Morgan Freeman returns for FanDjango and Karl Malone joins us in the studio and calls a movie theater to rent out the whole theater for a night. Good fun in this bonus episode. 

The Angry Reporter and an interview with Helen Keller

The Angry Reporter returns, Google Fiber comes to Salt Lake City, and we uncover the first interview with Helen Keller. We are joined by Dr. Blaine Mortensen. 

Granite and Diamonds and Marble

In this show, we talk with Arnold Schwarzenegger, and seek wisdom in our "Words from a Hippy," and meet Dr. Stephen Hawking.

The Resurrection

After a long hiatus, the show is back! We catch you up with an all-new game of "Always or Neva," we take listener calls (including an NBA all-star), and we talk about the issues that matter in your life, like the "What color is this Dress?" picture and watching "Titanic" for the first time with your grandma.

Tricks, Treats and the Fuzz

In this special Halloween episode, we are joined by a special guest and new sponsor of the show, Ryan aka The Fuzz, of Banbury Cross Donuts. We talk about jail, celebrity trick-or-treating and Morgan Freeman comes in for a quick FanDjango update. 

Pre-Conference and Aussie Talk

Our pre-conference show. A very special time that only happens twice a year. We also talk with Mic Edser about his upcoming CD, and award-winning documentary, "66 Days on Route 66" and sing a little bit and get into that holy mood that only Conference can bring us. Please join us. All in favor, join us, by the show of your right hand.

Hey, What's Shakin'? And other Michael J. Fox jokes

In today's spazmatic episode, we talk boxing, and how it satisfies man's most animalistic and brutish desires, Michael J. Fox, Muhammed Alllllllllllliiiiiiiiii (get it?) 

Happy 9/11

In this reunion podcast, we talk Miley Cyrus, 9/11, Comic Con and much more! www.landanshow.com

Be Smart--Only You can prevent House Fires

Our return show. After a long hiatus, we're back. A few changes--Landon's house burned down, Dan moved to Arizona, but now we're here. We give you the exclusive trailer to Taken 3: The Elizabeth Smart Story, and also a new FanDjango with Morgan Freeman. The angry reporter makes a quick stop too. Enjoy.

Deuce L

In this episode, Landon returns to the show after having proposed to his girlfriend last week. (Spoiler: She said No) Just kidding, she said yes, and she joins us on the show and shares some laughs, wedding plans, songs, hijinks, and more. Angry Reporter and Karaoke make a great return. Deuce L!

Best Of

The Best of the LanDan Show! We've pulled a lot of great bits for your listening enjoyment--we've got prank calls (Karl Malone and Christopher Walken), awesome impromptu songs with Jeremy Finlay, President Obama, and Dirty Gandolf.

Also one of our first sponsors, the non-profit organization, Video Games for Starving Children makes its reappearance on the show. 

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MissUtahMrLandonSirIan

Miss Utah gives an interesting answer on the Miss USA 2013 Pageant--we  discuss the fallout, and other hypothetical Pageant questions. Joined by Gus Garcia, well-known pageant coach, model coach and stylist (featured on MTV's Tiara Girls and filmed for MTV 2's Life Under the Crown and more), we talk pageant questions. Also, Gandalf comes in for a ‘Gabbin’ Gandalf’ section in which Dan asks him some random questions and we see Gandalf’s dirty mind. That and much more! Listen, Like, Share (*cough*  Donate!), Rate and Enjoy!

They're watching us

In this short, NSA-approved podcast, we begin to get into the NSA scandal until we’re intercepted, we have another Words from a Hippy Segment, featuring Caleb the Dreadlock Hippy, and we talk Joey Diaz--don’t miss his show, June 14th at WiseGuys. LIKE A DOCTOR! Brought to you as always, by thenorthface.com and idiputah.com and censored by www.nsa.gov.

Dangermouth and Karl Malone aka da Postmaster General

Karl Malone returns not only to Utah, but also to the LanDan Show! Not only does he come back to the podcast, but he also calls Karl Malone Toyota for a fresh whip to a movie premiere and we've got it all on tape. Joined by sports analysts Dr. Michael Plant and Professor Peter Van Dyke, they ask the tough questions to the Mail Man, who henceforth wants to be referred to as "Postmaster General." Later joined by Dave Guymon, friend, teacher, author. Check out his book at the link.

Karl Malone & Words From a Hippy

As part of our 32nd episode, #32 himself, Karl Malone, comes in and joins the show. Also, we feature the pioneer episode of the "Words from a Hippy" segment, starring Emily--Landon's hippy sister. She tells us the real, hippy details, of her real, hippy life. Also, we check in with awesome musician, Kiliona Palauni, aka KJ, and his rapidly-growing music career and way of life in Los Angeles. Find his awesome stuff here: http://www.reverbnation.com/kiliona This episode sponsored by idiputah.com and thenorthface.com

Happy Birthday Dan!

In today's podcast, we keep it short and sweet--it's Dan's birthday! A quick breakdown on some new movies, brought to you by Morgan Freeman's FanDjango, a music video in space, Dan's birthday, and more! E-mail us at landanshow@gmail.com and let us know what you think of our show. Kanichiwa bitches.

Dead Giveaway

In today's episode, we are joined by Archie and Jake, of idiputah.com. We talk paint, X-Men, Ariel Castro-basically we just break it down Indonesian style. Check out idiputah.com and listen to the show for our new sponsor. iDipUtah (385) 200-1347 idiputah@gmail.com

Roger 1 Niner

It's all here--North Korea, helicopters, Dwayne The Rock Johnson, you already know! Almost too much to handle. Also Check us out on facebook

Moonwalking With Keith

In this very special episode, we are joined by the man who made this show possible, Keith Perry. And by making this show possible, I mean, he created Dan, and thus, this show is possible. As a former police officer, he gives us tips on how to deal with police, how to deal with the women constantly barraging him for his attention and love, how to keep it real and much more!

Lost In A Remote Location

In this episode, we take our show to the streets...well, the library anyway. We captured some people from the University of Utah and talked movies, taxes, Morgan Freeman, Dr. Michael Plant joins the show, and much more!

You Kicked My Bird

We're back. In this episode, we talk about Landon's girlfriend getting frisked by a concerned Indian (not feather) employee for a $5 camera. Also, North Korea, Super Dell is back in the news for kicking a bird, and Landon's favorite app (for now)--Dog Whistle, Angry Reporter, and much more!

Toy Cart Grass Ride

Landon watches too much NetFlix, we try to prank a radio station as Morgan Freeman and Dan thinks radio stations are "closed." Also, we ask why there are random cannons spread out throughout the valley. And the toy cart grass ride (with accompanying video). Enjoy!  

Jeremy And the Rat Pack

Dan’s back and he brought our guest, Jeremy Finlay, back from the Dominican Republic. Sort of. Anyway, he’s here, and sings some awesome songs--some silly, some not, all worth a listen. Plus, we karaoke and Jeremy apologizes and writes a song in honor of Sammy Davis Jr. Also, Morgan Freeman makes his debut.

The Voices in my Head

We talk Oscars, karaoke, the voices in Landon's head, Wendover, guns and  'Merica. And of course, Tony Bennett. Live Video

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Nappi gets his "You've just been Nappified" cards in the mail, the Pope steps down, Chris Dorner is shot down, the angry news reporter breaks down, the court date for the prosthetically-limbed runner goes down,  Harlem Shake is the Downfall of society. And strangely, Dan leaving Vegas, is $400. Up. Watch Live Here!

Power To the Pot

Our debut UStream show-- Joining us is Kenyon Ellis, of PowerPot, an innovative new power generator-- a PowerPot can charge your iPhone by boiling some water via a USB connection. Also, we karaoke, talk about Christopher Dorner, the Navy Seal who shot Osama bin Laden, whose health benefits expired after his service was ended. Plus, we play Always or Neva and much more... Arnold Schwarzenegger shows up for some reason and Christopher Walken tips his hat to the LanDan Show. Live Video Recording

I am LanDan Show

Joined by special guest and fellow podcaster, Chris Holifield--we talk podcasts, songs, (and of course karaoke!), as well as Landon dressing up as Elvis in elementary school and having to walk through everyone in the gymnasium. Christopher Walken makes an appearance and we get a behind-the-scenes look into the I Am Salt Lake Podcast.

LanDanDanny Show

With special guest, revered fashion designer, Dan Nappi, we break it down--from fashion to hippies, and then we prank call one of his friends and karaoke again. Christopher Walken comes in and talks to an unsuspecting victim. Great success! Give me your tears, gypsy. And give us your likes and comments.

Walken' down Memory Lane

In this episode, we reminisce over old memories (and this old photo of Dan and I). Karaoke, Manti Te'O, Christopher Walken, Sir Ian McKellen are all in the mix! Also, a newish bit involving a reporter on steroids. Enjoy!

Manti Te'o's Full of Shit, Man (Bonus Episode)!

In this bonus episode, we karaoke (twice!), talk sports with Chris (Manti Te’o’s full of shit!), Songify, and another impromptu episode of “For a Million Dollars, Would You...” Enjoy!

She's a big deal

Joined by singer/song-writer Lisa Hillary Schmidt, whose debut album “Edge of the World” drops January 18th. We play “For a Million Dollars, would you...talk to a fellow podcaster, and other random hijinks and hilarity.

Makes Me Feel Old

Landon and Dan talk stories from their childhood--from ordering pizzas to their schoolteacher's rooms to detentions, video game rooms, and elementary school ice cream parties.

Who put gum in my beer?

Tonight we break it down--we introduce Founder and CEO of DYOTattoo.com, Taylor Witzel aka Tigga T Witz to the show, and talk tats and Karl Malone. Also, Landon has a nephew named Senator; Jeff Dowder from U92.147 FM calls an unsuspecting victim, luring him to win a free car by answering trivia questions. Little does that person know it's all part of the LanDan Show. Also, Landon starts an account on blackpeople.com. Sponsored in part by Dominder.com and Patagonia

Put this in your stocking and smoke it

In this special Christmas episode, we break it down--from "self-shopping," the Christmas season, Landon's grandma, Macklemore, and some more karaoke-John Mayer style! Schoeck joins us in studio with his health tips and experience seeing old people work out. Also, Landon does his first oil painting! Disclaimer: The word cun*t is used twice in this podcast.

The Last Podcast Before the End of the World

This could be it, ladies and gents--so we thought we'd cover a bunch of things on this podcast--Hobbit talk (Dan walked out), a message asking Landon's professional opinion on how a dude from Ghana, West Africa, who is skinny right now, could become extremely fat. Also Snoop Dogg (and his green hat) and Gollum.

Video Games For Starving Children

In tonight's episode, we break it down and take a few calls--Connecticut, Craig's List, Karl Malone, and video games for starving children.

Craigslist, Crank Calls, Catfish , and Caffeine

In this episode, we talk about Craigslist (Missed Connections--found stalkers, Mormons drinking caffeine, and a crazy new movie about finding love--Catfish. Also, another movie called “Impostor” as well as Helen Keller, just for fun.

Choppers, Comedy and Crutches

Special guest, comedian Andy Gold joins the show--Sports, drugs, Rock N' Roll. And helicopters.

Church of What's Happening Now

An homage to the Church of What's Happening Now Podcast--we break it down like soldiers--from Thanksgiving to Christmas to prank calls. You already know! More hijinks and hilarity. Also Check out Larusso at www.facebook.com/LarussoMusicUT

Rape whistles and Jesus's gay brother, Steve

We go deeper than Dig Doug--from the "moon landing" to old pictures of Landon, Rape Whistles, Jesus's gay brother, Steve, and Thanksgiving.

Family Home Evening

Tonight we get some insight from the Dirrty Dirrty (South Carolina) with Ol' Boy Tyler, tellin' like he sees it. A little Sir Ian McKellan mixed in with other random commentary on Thanksgiving and the new James Bond. Also, other hilarious podcasts worth checking out. To keep up to date with other LanDan Show news, check us out directly, at LandanShow.podbean.com. Also, feel free to call our direct line at (801) 747-9876.

Trick or Treats, Christopher Walken Speaks

In this episode, we cover the election results (Obama won), sports with a little Christopher Walken mixed in, and Disneyland with Dan.

Brigham Young

In this pioneer episode, the first LanDan Show, we go LIVE and un-edited, and as uncut as an Orthodox Rabbi. Voices, conspiracy theories. Dolphins. Wait, were there dolphins?